FAQ

What's in the box? Stuff from my house. I won't tell you what.

Can I get a refund? No.

What if I don't like what I got? Give it to a friend. Regift it. Throw it out. It's yours now.

Is this real? Yes. I really will mail you a box of my stuff.

Why would I buy this? Honestly unclear. But here you are.

What won't be in the box? Food. Liquids. Anything broken. Anything gross. You're getting real stuff, just stuff I don't want anymore.