BOX OF
REGRET
NEW!
"Like a thrift store, but you're blindfolded
and someone else picked the stuff."
No refunds. No exchanges. No regrets.
(Actually, maybe some regrets.)
๐ PICK YOUR DOOM ๐
THE SMALL ONE
$20Like a thrift store, but you're blindfolded and I picked the stuff. This is the small version. A ...
BUY NOW โ ๐ถTHE MEDIUM ONE
$30Same concept as the small one, more stuff. I've gone deeper into the house for this one. Kitchen ...
BUY NOW โ ๐ฆTHE LARGE ONE
$40This is the big one. I had to find a bigger box. There's a non-zero chance something in here will...
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โ ๏ธ THE RULES OF REGRET โ ๏ธ
- All sales are final. You knew this going in.
- Free shipping included. No hidden fees. Just hidden items.
- Ships within 5 business days via USPS.
- No food. No liquids. Nothing gross. Real stuff from a real house.
- If it arrives damaged, contact us. We're not monsters.
- If you don't like it, that's kind of the point.
๐ WHO MADE THIS? ๐
Box of Regret started because I have too much stuff and a shipping label printer.
You pay me. I pack a box of things from my house that I no longer want. I mail it to you. You open it. We both move on.
Nobody knows what's in the box until you open it. That's the whole thing. That's the product.